proivy:

proivy:

These angles tho

Honestly this is so cute

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jpbrammer:

I thought one of the cool parts about being gay was that I didn’t have to adhere to all these oppressive norms that heterosexuals have to live under but nope these gay white males are coming in talking about “gay at home dad!” “promiscuity in our community has got to stop!” and “be masculine stop acting like a female!” like what the fuck the drag queens at Stonewall did not throw their pumps at the police for this shit.

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meggannn:

madame pomfrey immediately after the war being like “potter i don’t give a rotting rat’s ass if you saved the wizarding world, you’re MY patient and you DIED twelve hours ago so you’re going to STAY IN THAT BED AND HEAL UNTIL I SAY SO”

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intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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bbygrrll:

got that sweet dank dank

bbygrrll:

got that sweet dank dank

(via glitterweave)

no matter where life leads us, we’ll never be apart
through thick and thin, success or ruin
I’ll carry you in my heart

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runan:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

you have

no idea

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life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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